Cast List:
Snow White Beautiful, gentle daughter of the King’s first marriage
King An eccentric amateur cosmologist
Wicked Queen Totally egocentric and amoral
Sir Simon Bowel Beauty Contest Judge, rude, unfeeling and conceited
Page Just a walk-on part
Sergeant at Arms Incredibly old, feeble and doddery
Mirror Isn’t technology wonderful?
2 Guards One stupid …. and the other even more so
Seven Dwarfs The real thing from fantasy, NOT small humans - and none of them have names that Disney corp. can claim as their own
Handsome Prince Preferably with long fishnet clad legs and a winning smile
MC Perfect teeth and a ready store of cliches
Beauty contestants Pretty but not terribly bright
Synopsis:
The Queen enters beauty contests constantly – and wins, but when her mirror chooses Snow White she sends the guards to kill her young rival.
The guards release Snow White in the forest, but the mirror tells the truth and they are sent to finish the job. They find Snow White protected by the dwarfs and hatch a plan to get her away. They plan to get her voted out of the ‘Little Brother’ house and into their clutches, but the dwarfs are having none of it.
The Queen loses patience and does the job herself, using a poisoned apple. She knows nothing about the handsome prince who is beginning a quest to find his princess in the forest.
The King’s privately built spacecraft is almost ready, and made giddy by the promises of universal fame awaiting the first pilot, the Queen snatches the helmet from Guard2 and rockets off into the void. He is left holding the Craft Course Reversal Mechanism, (the steering wheel!)
The Prince saves Snow White from the deadly fruit’s thrall and takes her back to the palace where the King abdicates and the new King and Queen embark on a long reign full of joy and justice.